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me: *drinks water* health god

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Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

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i want to talk to you but im ugly

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Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

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do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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